Welcome to the Meta Goo

Mark Zuckerberg somehow reminds me of DATA in Star Trek the Next Generation. That slightly-too-precise walk? That measured, almost-synthesised speech pattern? The enthusiastically grey wardrobe? He probably has his socks folded away in alphabetical order. Maybe he wants to be an android? Remember he wanted us to live in the Metaverse with him – eek!
Now he’s architecting another world of algorithmic grey goo – that includes advertising. By 2026, he plans to pump it into every Meta ad. The promise is seductive for SME’s and small brands: save time and money, gain flawless targeting, enjoy optimised CPC/CPV, and churn out slick, scalable creatives. Of course it’s appealing. It will probably work to certain degree for those brands who have little time or money for marketing or advertising.
But what about larger brands? What happens if every brand uses the same AI tools, ticks the same boxes, and generates near-identical images? What makes YOUR brand different? Meta’s AI hands you the “perfect” ad. It hands your competitor the exact same one. Suddenly, your unique message dissolves into a sea of sameness. Your brand vanishes. Yes, you’ll get technically perfect, emotionally barren ads – joyless, toneless, and culturally vacant. What’s your edge over your competitors – Budget?
Maybe I’m wrong, but I expect that Zuckerberg doesn’t hold human creativity in much regard. I wonder what he would feel staring at Michelangelo’s David or the Sistine Chapel: Would he see human genius? Or just inefficient data, thinking “Our AI renders faster with 98.7% anatomical accuracy compared with Michelangelo’s 96.4%.” Or sitting in the Louvre “The brush strokes on the Mona Lisa are inaccurate by a factor of 0.85%. AI has an accuracy on the human form of 99.9%.”
AI is undeniably here to stay; it has transformed marketing forever. But it is not the holy grail. The most successful brands of the next decade won’t be those that reject AI outright, nor those that surrender to it completely. They’ll be the ones who use AI to amplify their humanity.
John Hegarty’s wisdom strikes a chord: “A brand isn’t a logo. It’s the sum of every interaction a customer has with you.” That’s what Meta’s ad generator could destroy: your brand story, your humanity, your reason to exist beyond conversion metrics.
In a world that is starting to drown in AI generated ad sludge, the challenge now is to fight to tell human stories. And more than ever embrace imperfection and authenticity. Thoughts?
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Swan Dive (The Man Your Man Could Smell Like)

Swan Dive (The Man Your Man Could Smell Like)

If (like me) you’re old enough, you’ll remember the Old Spice ads from the 1970’s. The one with the surfer confidently conquering giant waves to the sound of ‘Oh Fortuna’ while on a beach a pretty young woman looks on and gets all aroused at the whiff of Old Spice in the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbZr7YoqK0&feature=related

However the reality of Old Spice was quite different. It was the sight of your dad first thing in the morning shaving in front of the mirror with his face full of soap. Once finished he’d splash the whole sorry mess in Old Spice before rushing to work looking like he’d been in a fight in a germaline factory.

Back then Old Spice was something you bought for your dad for Christmas. And he probably didn’t care what he smelt like. So any thing that covered up the odour of a hard days work would do.

But the world has moved on, Dads are now cooler, they wear deordorant. Everyday! Their razor blades are now sharp, they’re even parcial to designer clothes. And now they have wealth of smelly products to choose from with exotic sounding names like Aramis.

Your Dad could now smell like David Beckham if he wanted to. He could use a manly anti-aging cream, eye wrinkle cream and freshen up with a rejuvenating facial spritzer.

The 70’s surfer dude and his bottle of Old Spice were in retirement home in Lahinch. Old Spice had to catch up big time.

Old Spice scented body wash was launched in America on TV on Superbowl Night. The ads featured former American Football Star Isaiah Mustafa. Standing in a bathroom, dressed only in a white bath towel, with his defined torso in a confident pose he says in a deep, captivating voice,  “Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly he isnt me,”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZOm2YhOI4c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYvQ9jgXzIk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e_igiPIUI


The reaction was huge, in America and across the world. Women swooned. Men sucked in their stomachs and went back to the gym. The ads went up on YouTube. Mustafa had a fan page on Facebook. He posted on twitter, he was even interviewed on Oprah.

Following the success of the TV campaign and its huge following online, the campaign was taken to the next stage. Isaiah Mustafa invited users to ask him questions or do requests online. His responses were posted on YouTube, almost immediately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE

Behind the scenes must have been intense. Choosing requests, writing and shooting the responses and uploading it to YouTube. Mustafa had to act out up to two hundred replays over the course of one day.

The result was massive. Word spread like wildfire across dozens of social media sites. The hits on YouTube were record-breaking, sales went through the roof, and Isaiah Mustafa became a worldwide phenomenon.

Now I’m thinking I might smell like a man, man.